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Problematic Plant by TheChainsawUnicorn Problematic Plant by TheChainsawUnicorn
Why does that sad little stump sport such a Trollface? Because it's a jerk.

It was originally a seven foot tall, fifteen year-old, Coral Honey Suckle vine.
It didn't give a flying fuck what season it was. It would bloom whenever it damn well pleased. What was this "winter dormancy" science spoke of?
Then the caterpillars came and ate 90% of the foliage... in less than six hours.
Then the whole plant up and died. We had to use power tools to extract the dead vine from the wrought-iron support it had commandeered so many years ago.
Then we got to this last little section of plant. I tearfully peel back the dead Lamb's Ear from around the base, saying goodbye to the vine I had cared for as long as I have lived in that house.

Son of a Bitch!
I see green. Green, healthy, vines!

:icontrollface:

I just got trolled by a damned plant.
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FollowinTheBlackBird Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! You better take better care of it or next time it'll be rats or mice or something even worse like blood sucking vampire bunnies. :D
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Mistress-Jaeden Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Professional Artist
it was the commentary that made me fav this lol.
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TheSolx Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011
Seriously! That plant got some guts xD
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